ice: double the hotness

tommy: u definently are playboy. rowr!

HOTGUYWITHBIGDICK: ooooo girl, come see me we can fuck all night. you with your big hot ass ass boobs and me with my hard long big dick and hot body we could do a 69er and have some anal sex you could give me a blowjob and a handjob and i could stick my hand up ur ass ans pussy and lick it all up yum yum!

john: You're beat and this is all you're worth. I'm glad you're facing that way so I wouldn't have to see your big ass fake tits. I hope that's not a laptop you're holding, because I don't think you know how to use one. All you are is a sex doll, and that's all you're good for.

person: this fucking john person rox and makes a good point